Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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