An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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