Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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