Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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