I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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