Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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