How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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