Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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