Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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