East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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