I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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