How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need help removing her.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Randomize
