He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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