Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just come out here and I will go home with you...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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