all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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