I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
