at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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