The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Congratulations! We have a period
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