so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
