It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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