Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She announced her abortion via fbk
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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