Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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