Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
This house was built for laser tag.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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