I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He felt like a one man threesome
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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