never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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