I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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