i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you will always have a special place in my vag
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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