the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Did I show you my penis last night?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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