And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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