I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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