Who did Billy Mays play for?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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