with your own penis?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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