I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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