DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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