Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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