it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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