You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Let's get the cat blown out
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
its liver damage thursday
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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