I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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