**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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