You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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