I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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