So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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