There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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