so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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