remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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