i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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