thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Randomize
