How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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