Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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