PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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