id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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